J could be for junk, over the years I seem to have accumulated tons of it, and as soon as I throw it away, I find I need it . Perhaps I sohuld invest in setting up a Lifetime Storage Company . There again that is what my oversized house has become.K sohuld be for key finders, I am forever putting mine in a safe place. So safe I can't find them again !P has to be for pills, pills pills and more pills , I wish I has a pound for every pill I have to take these days.